Can’t trust the news.
Can’t trust the government.
Can’t trust twitter.
Can’t trust tumblr.
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
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- i want to make out with you
- i want to kill you
- i am hungry
- i am tired
- why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone
i am so… beautiful and tired
I think that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen like I laughed so hard and cried at the same time and it’s so accurate omg
Credit to the one who made it you’re my god
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
It was just too tempting.
Such a nice day at the beach