Tweets

    cool-ghoul:

    Can’t trust the news.

    Can’t trust the government.

    Can’t trust twitter.

    Can’t trust tumblr.

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    Be a real man and eat your girl out without her having to ask you to.

    (Source: teamasiangirls)

    typically-unique:

    I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 


    tyleroakley:

    NEW VIDEO: “Setting Schools On Fire- if you like this video, reblog and I’ll set your school on fire! Just kidding, I won’t do that. BUT! I might follow you if you reblog, so… ;]

    seantracy:

    my moods:

    • i want to make out with you
    • i want to kill you
    • i am hungry
    • i am tired
    • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

    (Source: seantracy)

    tacobell:

    This could be us, but you playing.

    (Source: minimaxx)

    (Source: blameaspartame)

    fukgrl:

    i am so… beautiful and tired

    soulmatesod:

    I think that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen like I laughed so hard and cried at the same time and it’s so accurate omg

    Credit to the one who made it you’re my god 

    wican:

    doritoslocostacosupreme:

    ariana grande at mariah carey

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    notchicken:

    punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

    (Source: ryanhigainspired)

    (Source: motley--crue)


    ellendegeneres:

    It was just too tempting.  


    validx2:

    Such a nice day at the beach

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