punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
It was just too tempting.
Such a nice day at the beach
you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
gonna end up hot gluing my fucking life together
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"