I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
do u ever sleep but like ur not sure if u actually slept or if u just laid there for hours with ur eyes closed bc thats what happened 2 me
Sexiest man alive
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.