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    furwolf76:

    If you can’t reblog this…

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    NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

    That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

    Never have. Never will.

    I haven’t even left hate, much less anon hate.

    (Source: la-diswavves)

    horcruxs:

    it may seem like i’m always online

    and that’s because i am


    (Source: reqionalatbest)

    cries:

    feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

    tonistarkofwinterfell:

    LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

    Anonymous asked:
    Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

    officialchelso:

    Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

    This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

    1. It keeps him on the ground.

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    You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

    2. To check on his physique.

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    As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

    3. Object permanence.

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    Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

    I hope this helps.


    gayleaf:

    you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

    major-leaque:

    when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

    grumpys:

    i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork


    kylehilde:

    omg I itched my nuts wtf haha oh well

    scottthepilgrim:

    it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

    Brilliant Ways to Hack Your Ikea Furniture

    facts-and-news:

    the-sand-man:

    fantasia:

    You have to assemble it anyway — so you may as well hack your Ikea furniture! Here’s some clever ideas to get you started.

    Brilliant Ways to Hack Your Ikea Furniture

    i’m gonna try this out right now. lol here it goes

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    you can make a bike out of furniture. how creative hahaha

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    holy crap this is mental


    (Source: prettylittletmi)


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